Best care anywhere!
Dedicated to M*A*S*H fans everywhere.
Young fans, antique fans,
long times fans, and new recruits.
Here you'll find pictures and quotes
from the cast who were larger than life.
So join us, for some
Martinis, Medicine, and poker.
Welcome to M*A*S*H 4077.
"How would you like to donate a
pint of blood through your nose?'
- Captain John "Trapper" McIntyre
(In loving memory of Harry Morgan)
" How do I save myself from myself? "
" Would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose? "